from the archives: NSFW! the comic that started it all (2019) by Garth Jones

Once, ages back – like, a decade almost – I slung together an anthology of comics, prose and other media with a couple of dozen mates.

It was called Home Brew Vampire Bullets, and it was an exercise in logistics like few (any) I’d attempted previously.

We managed 2.5 issues before shit flamed out, predominantly owing to uncontrollable work/ life factors, but what issues they were. Over the course of six months, roughly 300 pages of top notch printed matter were curated and released – wild.

I might post them here at some stage.

As editor, wrangler, designer and marketing department, I’d initially thought it’d be a great idea to add comics illustrator to that overly ambitious, heady mix.

So was born BABALÖN SHÖKK, a collaboration with my very old mate (as in duration of knowing one another) Christian Read, of which I tortuously illustrated, coloured and lettered six entire pages in anticipation of the book’s issue Zero.

And that’s about as far as I got.

(This was the song that got the ball rolling, by the way.)

Production got away from me and my abilities leant way harder into digital illustration (AKA bricolage), anyway. Also, prose is infinitely quicker than drawing these bastards.

Regardless, the seeds of Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets live on here.

You know what’s coming next – that dread paywall, under which you’ll discover process gear from the comic, as an insight into precisely why I’m slinging prose, not pics, these days.

Here’s a taste of the cliffhanger– this is the loose layout with colour treatment, then inks over the top; then I laid in with the full, anal retentive colour effort and work the letters over the top.

Apologies to anyone who doesn’t dig some shriveled helmet and unruly muff in their teaser post. Point your browser at cha-ching and there’ll be plenty more after the jump.

Here are the unlettered pages, which went through the above process, kicking off with good ol’ Ed Von Satan (later Satán, thanks to a genius improv from Justin Hamilton).

I rolled back the advanced state of decay for the book, clearly.

No idea why page five never got the interim treatment, but there you go.

Finally, here’s what you’re dropping your buck twenty five a week for – the content. This is the first and only appearance of the Töxxik Shökk lads in illustrative form – drink it in, cos I’m way to lazy to return to the illustration well at this late stage.

Sayonara ‘til next week, pals.

xx

from the archives: the handmaid's tale (2017) by Garth Jones

THE President of the United States of America is caught, on-mic, salaciously remarking on the French First Lady’s physical fitness.

Jodie Whittaker, the first actress to take on the role of Doctor Who, is slut-shamed by Rupert Murdoch’s red tops. Her crime? Appearing naked in previous performances.

A Saudi woman is arrested for wearing climate-appropriate clothing in Riyadh.

Hawa Akther, a Bangladeshi student, has her writing hand mutilated by her husband in a barbaric effort to prevent her from studying.

In Melbourne, a young woman is found dead in a shower the morning after a buck’s party. The police declare there are no suspicious circumstances. Released without charge, an unnamed partygoer, utterly devoid of compassion, casually admits he was worried his group had been “stitched up”.

These incidents took place in the space of one short week in July.

They are a minute sampling of the stories involving the abuse of women in the perpetual churn of the news cycle.

Millions more incidents, many undoubtedly perceived as prosaic by their perpetrators, some bearing all the trappings of extremism and misogyny, are being committed all around us, every second of every day.

Graffiti in Bourke St Mall — “AUSTRALIA 2016: 71 WOMEN KILLED BY VIOLENT MEN. 0 DEATHS BY TERRORISM. #EndMaleTerrorism”

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Marketing material for SBS On Demand’s The Handmaid’s Tale depicts a young, disfigured woman sheathed in a demure scarlet cloak, her bonnet evoking 17th century Puritanism.

Paraphrasing 1 Corinthians 7:4, the poster starkly declares ‘your body is no longer your own’.

Based on Margaret Atwood’s 1985 novel, The Handmaid’s Tale is set in the Republic of Gilead, a near-future dystopia, which we eventually surmise is the United States of America subsumed by a theocratic, patriarchal police state.

‘Gilead’ — a name drawn from the Old Testament — is connected to the story of Jacob and his infertile wife Rachel in Genesis 30: 1–3. The founding dogmatic precept of the Republic — a totalitarian regime forged in the midst of a global fertility crisis — is rooted in the following biblical verse:

“Jacob’s anger burned against Rachel, and he said, “Am I in the place of God, who has withheld from you the fruit of the womb?” She said, “Here is my maid Bilhah, go in to her that she may bear on my knees, that through her I too may have children. So she gave him her maid Bilhah as a wife, and Jacob went in to her.”

The Handmaid’s Tale focuses on handmaid Offred, played with cool resolve by Top of the Lake’s Elisabeth Moss.

Assigned to Commander Fred Waterford (Joseph Fiennes, Shakespeare In Love) and his wife Serena Joy (Yvonne Strahovski, Dexter), Offred (‘of Fred’) — her identity erased by her status as the Waterfords’ slave — is a fertile woman tasked with bearing the barren couple’s first child.

This process, as suggested by Jacob and Rachel, is undertaken in a monthly ritual benignly known as ‘The Ceremony’. In truth, The Ceremony is a rape, committed in the presence of the Commander’s wife and household staff.

Founded by the Sons of Jacob — a cabal of wealthy white men for whom Catholicism is too wishy-washy (as evidenced by the demolition of a cathedral in an early episode) — Gilead and, more broadly, the world of The Handmaid’s Tale is shrouded in a harrowing, forever-grey pall of repression and misogynistic abuse.

Image by Garth Jones, 2017.

Embracing the extremes of Old Testament morality, the Sons of Jacob (masterminded by Waterford) have imposed a regime in which women are tagged and prodded like cattle, eye for an eye punishments are meted out and “gender traitors” — homosexuals — are either genitally mutilated (fertile women) or executed (men).

Using omnipresent surveillance, paranoia, fear and violent intimidation to keep the populace supine, the Sons’ fundamentalist doctrine invites parallels with authoritarian governments in the East and West. Even the spectre of ‘fake news’ is conjured by the Sons’ deployment of propaganda and misinformation during the initial assassination of the U.S. President and the overthrow of the government.

Contrasting Offred’s dire predicament with flashbacks to her thoroughly modern pre-Gilead life, The Handmaid’s Tale offers us an insight into the inexorable creep of oppression under a tyrannical administration.

As the Sons of Jacob draw down the veil of subjugation, we watch with heart quickening dread as the female population’s independence is first denied, and then their personhood is erased and redefined by her reproductive, domestic or bureaucratic obeisance to the patriarchy.

Chiding Offred’s rebellion, a genuinely bewildered Waterford admonishes her, as if a child: “(but) we’ve freed you to fulfill your biological destiny”.

The Sons of Jacob believe that, by enacting their medieval societal reforms, their tainted Republic will be saved from the infertility crisis and inevitable doom.

Written in the mid-’80s, Margaret Atwood’s The Handmaid’s Tale exists in the vanguard of cautionary science fiction. In the tradition of Philip K Dick’s Man in the High Castle, Aldous Huxley’s Brave New World, Alan Moore’s V for Vendetta and George Orwell’s 1984, Atwood’s novel also imagines a dystopia in which society has surrendered to authoritarian rule.

This adaptation, which aired on US television in May, is a gruellingly effective episodic horror story. Paralleling contemporary socio-political concerns, this first series is a gripping revelation, a timely warning on the dangers of fundamentalism in all its forms.

At times unbearable to watch — its plot machinations traumatic and fraught with tension — The Handmaid’s Tale is, nonetheless, essential viewing. With that in mind, the more delicate viewer should rest assured that, despite the unsettling verisimilitude of Atwood’s story, there do exist moments of catharsis and empowerment, hinting that, while hope may be a cruel indulgence under the reign of the Sons of Jacob, resistance may not be entirely futile.

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In documentarian Cassie Jay’s recent film The Red Pill, Men’s Rights Activists bemoan a culture they perceive to be unfairly weighted in favour of womens’ redress. They purport to feel victimised by society’s agonising grind towards a semblance of equality. They rail against their own perceived demotion down the gender and class pecking order. They post online screeds about feminism ‘destroying’ their ur-masculine pop cultural birthright, be it Charlize Theron’s Furiosa in Mad Max: Fury Road or, indeed, a woman playing Doctor Who for the first time in the program’s fifty year history.

Frighteningly, the truth still remains: to be male, white and comparatively well off in 2017 is to exist in a rarefied bubble of privilege and entitlement, ignorant or — perhaps worse — dismissive of those who are oppressed based on gender, sexuality, physical ability or race.

We live in a world of Healthcare legislation committed to the denial of female stewardship of one’s own body — the right to choose and exercise self-determination. Women are still terrified to walk home alone at night. Domestic abusers are characterised as dedicated family men who just had a bad day at the office.

Our politicians scapegoat, humiliate and objectify. Sexual and emotional abuse is laughed off as locker room talk, ‘boys being boys’. Slippery language continues to vilify and victimise, and the question stubbornly remains “was she asking for it?”.

The Handmaid’s Tale is a prescient reminder to us — humanity — to remain ever vigilant. To value and fight for every hard won freedom, to be defiant in the face of creeping authoritarianism.

To paraphrase Edmund Burke: “all that is required for evil to flourish is for good people to do nothing”.

Or, as the series’ advertising campaign entreats:

‘This is not normal’.

‘Know the lies behind their laws’.

‘We will bear no more’.

The Handmaid’s Tale is streaming on SBSOnDemand now.

An edited version of this text appeared in Crosslight, August 2017 & http://crosslight.org.au/2017/07/22/telling-tale/

FROM THE ARCHIVEs: The Time of the Preacher – Cosmic Pricks, Needle Drops, Nerds and Neophytes (2016) by Garth Jones

“God created man in His own image, in the image of God He created him; male and female He created them.” Genesis 1:27

In the universe of AMC’s Preacher, that Old Testament passage, already loaded with metaphorical portent, is given bonus ironic heft when it’s revealed that God is an abject cosmic prick.

This actual literal revelation comes at the midpoint of “Call and Response”, the premiere season’s finale, but the viewer has long since come to suspect that the kinky, cynical world that Jesse, Tulip, Cassidy and the people of scabrous Texan shithole Annville inhabit is one in which the creator has forsaken his ugly handiwork.

Image ©2016 AMC Television

Annville is the petri dish in which the series’ take on human (and divine) nature is initially put under the microscope, a seedy cauldron of guns, patriotism and bad faith marinating in violence, bigotry, and despair situated on a subterranean river of cow shit.

Backing up the truck, momentarily: a quick plot sidebar for the uninitiated, quoting myself, reviewing the debut episode:

“… Preacher Jesse Custer (Dominic Cooper) is imbued with the Genesis force (the heavenly offspring of some molten angel-demon how’s-yer-father) and hits the road with ex-girlfriend Tulip (Ruth Negga) and Irish vampire Cassidy (Joe Gilgun) to hunt down an absentee Heavenly Father for an overdue explanation as to why he’s abandoned creation…”

After spending Preacher’s debut season navigating the darker urges of his flock (not to mention his own hubris and violent tendencies), the Rev Custer finds himself at a crucial juncture in his own faith struggle.

Image ©2016 AMC Television

With his congregants continually reminding him of their sense of God’s absence, and only recently disavowed of the notion the Genesis force was God Himself, the maverick clergyman is looking for answers, specifically some indication of His investment in Creation, direct from the source Himself.

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Jesse has also wagered his church on the success of his attempted summoning- unhinged local tycoon Odin Quincannon is looking to expand his meat and power empire, and has a vested interest in the Preacher denouncing the Heavenly Father’s existence, to boot.

“Down in a crap game I’ve been losing at roulette
Cards are bound to break me but I ain’t busted yet
’Cause I’ve been called a natural lover by that lady over there
Honey, I’m just a natural gambler but I try to do my share”
Blood, Sweat and Tears — Go Down Gamblin’

Preacher is a show soundtracked by immaculately curated country, roots, southern rock and soul deep cuts*. It’s also more than happy to lean hard on American Recordings era Johnny Cash and left field covers, like the final episode’s climactic Dave Lichens cover of Blind Melon’s ‘No Rain’.

No musical cue in the series thus far, however, is at once more emblematic of the shaggy outlaw heart of the Ennis/ Dillon original, their characters’ journeys, and the project’s road to the screen itself, than the masterfully deployed Blood, Sweat and Tears nugget ‘Go Down Gamblin’’.

Image ©2016 AMC Television

Employed at the series’ narrative tipping point, Jesse’s imminent conversation with The Man Upstairs, this brassy, swaggering slice of early ’70s funk rock tips its meta hat as the Reverend nervously prepares to enact his fraught end game.

Sure, the tune’s a nod to the dubious nature of Jesse’s plan (the Quincannon bet; his use of the angels Deblanc and Fiore’s heavenly hotline, plus a convenient angel hand, to conference call with Yahweh) but you’d be just as valid in assuming it’s a direct reference to Executive Producers Seth Rogen (Superbad), Evan Goldberg (This Is The End) and showrunner Sam Catlin’s (Breaking Bad) long gestating campaign to bring the book to the screen**.

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At any rate, Jesse succeeds at getting a white-haired, Gilliam-esque vision of Our Father Who Art up on the celestial blower for some real talk.

Opening the pews to questions from the packed church, the deity is besieged with a few thimble deep interrogations on the nature of existence — “Why do good things happen to bad people?”, “What’d you do with the dinosaurs?”, “Is my little girl with you in Heaven?” — before the town hall forum quickly devolves into a squabbling, juvenile morass.

Growing increasingly wary, it’s not long before Jesse’s rumbled the geezer on the throne as nothing more than a heavenly flunky desperately attempting to pull the faithful back into line, petrified of the consequences of them discovering the Lord’s gone AWOL, done legged it.

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And well might the white-suited bureaucratic stiffs behind the Pearly Gates have fretted: no sooner is the heavenly throne confirmed vacant than the nihilistic denizens of Annville fall upon one another in an apocalyptic set-to, divested of any final pretence of feigned humanity or goodwill, embracing their demons with savage gusto as Quincannon’s methane reactor reaches critical mass.

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Disgusted with the craven spectacle of it all, Jesse, Tulip and Cassidy split, our anti-heroes’ quest to bring The Alpha and The Omega back into line getting properly rolling as Annville is wiped off the map by a lethal concentration of cow farts, perhaps EPs Rogen and Goldberg’s most triumphant flatulence related wheeze to date.

Tulip: I’m sorry. We’re just gonna, like, drive around shooting people, getting wasted and looking for God?
Cassidy: [laughs] Oh, I’m so in.
Tulip: And what are you gonna do when you find him?
Jesse: Well, if God wants our help, we’ll help him. If he doesn’t, we’re gonna kick his ass.

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With that spirited nod to the opening scenes of 1995’s Preacher, issue one, the first season of AMC’s Preacher drew to a close this week, many of the book’s classic elements falling into place.

Indeed, considering the tediously predictable gnashing of teeth from the literalist fanboy massive, this first season performed the impressive task of introducing newcomers to Ennis and Dillon’s blackly comic, supernaturally charged Southern Gothic universe, whilst simultaneously foreshadowing major plotlines from the book.

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Sure, the show doesn’t drop the clutch and peel out in a cloud of dust and exhaust like the book, but this is a property that needed some carefully laid foundations to introduce the characters’ surreal, heightened reality to an audience that doesn’t give a shit about Jesse’s lack of white jeans and certainly wouldn’t be able to tell a Seraphim from an Adephi from a Genesis force at the outset.

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With all of that mythology in place, with the benefit of additional backstory and some cheeky twists on the original text (winking at Genesis’ parents, for example), neophyte Preacher fans (of which there are hundreds of thousands more than original readers, True Believer) now at least have the basics in place before we’re thrown head long into the lunacy of the Herr Starr and The Grail, the horrors of Angelville and whatever else the Rogen/ Catlin/ Goldberg team jam into their sophomore arc.

Having been on board for the book from early in the run as it was being released, it’s pretty enervating to be keyed into some of the grander sweep of the narrative, but also be absolutely fucking clueless as to how things might play out episode to episode.

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Preacher is also an aesthetic marvel. Cinematographer Bill Pope (just check those credits) pays homage to the Western vistas of Ford and Leone, revels in moments of Raimi-esque bloodshed, whilst also keeping a foot firmly in the absurdist desert noir of the Coen brothers circa Raising Arizona. Pope’s endless bleached blue Texan skies and ochre desert vistas contrast with painterly compositions and stunning, chiaroscuro-like church interiors, warm golden hues and jarring, lurid neon illustrating the sacred and the profane.

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The spiritual successor to your Wild At Hearts, your True Romances, your Bonnie & Clydes, Preacher’s (the comic) very ’90s meditations on America have been carefully transplanted into Preacher (the show) via the surprisingly safe, nuanced hands of two Executive Producers previously best known for scatological juvenilia and bong rips.

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Preacher (the story) is a satire about faith, community, morality, sexuality, violence, gender, blasphemy, Patriotism, love, friendship, belonging, perversion… Thinking about it, perhaps it’s best to just leave it at ‘the full shit show that is the human experience… with grievous bodily harm for added comic effect’ and be done with it, eh?

Suffice to say, I could bang on about this show indefinitely — I absolutely cannot wait to see where Jesse, Tulip, Cassidy and that raunchy Chevrolet Nova pull in next.

Roll on season two.

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If you’re still not convinced, or gave up early in the season owing to expectations of something more slavishly straightforward, I’ll leave you with a few reassuring words from showrunner Sam Catlin in an attempt to bring you back into the Preacher fold.

“In the first season we really wanted to establish Jesse’s relationship to God and lack thereof. He is disillusioned and losing his congregation from the beginning. We needed to put Jesse’s journey into context, and his mission for next season.” Sam Catlin, Deadline

When did I know Preacher truly loved me? Probably when they dropped a ’98 hair metal oddity from Rough Cutt (me neither) offshoot Jailhouse in episode two.

* Dip into the esoteric delights of the full season’s soundtrack here. Some saintly Youtuber has compiled a playlist of most of the music featured on the show here, too. Fun fact: former ring-in Poison axeman Blues Saraceno contributes a couple of iconic tracks to proceedings, upping the ‘weird' quotient considerably.

** Bullets dodged along the project’s long path from page to screen include cinematic versions potentially helmed by Kevin Smith (no), Rachel Talalay (Tank Girl), Mark Steven Johnson (Ghost Rider) and Sam Mendes (Road to Perdition), before rumours of a long form HBO series began gathering steam early in the decade.

FROM THE ARCHIVES: judas priest 'nostradamus' tour (2008) by Garth Jones

NB: I was pumped to see the Priest, resurgent, finally get into the Hall of Fame, 23 years after they were eligible, yesterday.

With that in mind (and noting I was pegged to the gills with primo gay bar coke on the night)… 2008 was a less than stellar gig-going experience.

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If ‘evvy metal had a stench, it’d definitely be the nauseating sting of Blue Stratos permeating chronic BO, stale weed and WASP shirts soaked in nine buck bourbon and Coke that hung, thick and oppressive, over the ten thousand or so dyed in the denim relics from Heavy Metal Parking Lot (Southern Hemisphere Chapter) herded into Hisense Arena.

(We quickly realise that a carefully timed air strike would, to paraphrase Bill Hicks, devastate the ranks of Melbourne’s service station attendants.)

Yes, it’s Saturday night in olde Melbourne town and the Priest are back in Oz for the first time ever (well, with Rob, anyway. They rocked up earlier this decade with their version of Blaze Bayley, one Timothy ‘Ripper’ Owens. See Rock Star for a fairly ropey approximation of how all that turned out…)

Image © 2008 Garth Jones

Taking the stage* like a quintet of Brummie metal grannies, it’s quickly clear that age will indeed weary even the most defiantly camp of Metal Gods. Cresting sixty to a man, (barring fraudulently billed ‘original drummer’ Scott Travis; he’s only in his mid ’40s), tonight’s show is less about ‘delivering the goods’ and more along the lines of ‘diamonds and rust’.

Perhaps fresh from The Laird, our man Halford shambled aimlessly about the stage like a homeless metal Liberace, resplendent in some sort of disco ball inspired Rasputin get up.

To his credit, though, the trademark doppler effect wail was mostly intact, and his subtext laden stock ramblings about solidarity and standing up and shouting and being true to yourself and all that were all rather endearing in a ‘loony distant uncle’ sort of way.

Image © 2008 Garth Jones

Dynamic guitar duo Glenn and KK are still nimble of finger, and kudos to them both for bravely busting out their kit from the ’86 Turbo tour. Mr Tipton is resplendent in ladies’ red pleather trousers, whilst Mr Downing has bravely cracked out the leather vest, no shirt combo reviled so eloquently by Patton Oswalt.

Together, though, they deploy an admirably histrionic payload of relentless dual axe oriented strafing runs.

Meanwhile, bass torturer Ian Hill continues to essay the role of a gene splicing of Derek Smalls and Geezer Butler, patrolling his allotted couple of square metres of stage with all the dignity that description suggests. His partner in rumbling heavy artillery thunder, the similarly unassuming and late to the party Scott Travis, does his job serviceably- he may even give Tommy Lee a run for his dosh in terms of overall ‘sticks tossed distractingly skywards’ per song.

There was definitely something amiss, though.

Image © 2008 Garth Jones

The general mood is lethargic- half of Halford’s act is based around varying excuses for a nice sit down- one of the more longwinded (I mean ‘epic’, clearly) numbers from the new album calls for the frontman to be unceremoniously shoved onstage astride a Repertory Theatre’s prop throne by a dude in an executioner’s hood, and even fetish club anthem/ set closer ‘Hell Bent for Leather’ is delivered in its entirety by our man slumped atop that trademark Harley, sapping the song of its inherent energy.

Still- the tunes and musicianship (see the aforementioned ‘diamonds’; ah, foreshadowing) held it all together when showmanship and overall energy lagged (that would be the ‘rust’ then): Painkiller, Breakin’ The Law, Metal Gods, Eat Me Alive, Another Thing Comin’, Green Manalishi and the mighty Sinner (no Deliverin’ The Goods, though, for shame!).

Nearly forty years of footy chants, subtextually suspect anthems and scorching widdly diddly proto-speed metal whip the crowd into a mildly agitated state of early middle-aged bonhomie. Yes, this crowd was so Luddite it still utilised butane…

Image © 2008 Garth Jones

It’s a strangely underwhelming experience, tempered with the delayed jubilation of seeing your (questionable) heroes from half a lifetime ago in the flesh.

Then it was all over, and like some cosmic sociologist’s joke, two mighty tribes, more alike in their zealotry than either would dare admit, squared off as they awayed into the brisk Melbourne night, witching hour ascendant: elated metal dudes and dudettes defiantly stared down the buzzing, beanie’d footy throng emerging from the MCG, and they stared back, and then we all decided to just get along.

Somewhere Rob Halford was smiling.

*And what a stage it is! Our heroes have clearly made the budgetarily shrewd decision to cart the ‘B-stage’ over; a couple of flags, the de rigeur backdrop with the spooky glowing eyes, another one incorporating the logo plus Union Jack and an elevator (!), as if all the sitting down wasn’t enough already, which Halford routinely employed to pop out of the top of the set like a cheeky leather-clad jack in the box, and that’s your lot. No wheezing Metal Mickey style transforming robo-stages or giant, fireworks spewing Nostradamus golems for you, Australia!

from the archives: One One One Two One Red Black GO (2016) by Garth Jones

visceral: adjective vis•cer•al \ˈvi-sə-rəl, ˈvis-rəl\

1 : felt in or as if in the internal organs of the body
2 : dealing with crude or elemental emotions
3 : of, relating to, or located on or among the viscera

Yeah, I’m the arsehole bringing the Webster’s to a Fury Road review.

In the interests of complete transparency: Mad Max: Fury Road stomps on your neck, hard, and punches a thoroughbred’s load of adrenaline straight into your pathetically unprepared human aorta for two dizzying, manic, nitro-drunk hours (I’d hate to bury the lede on you).

Visceral: you feel the miraculous, long in gestation Mad Max: Fury Road in your guts, it vibrates your bones,trafficking in raw, elemental truths and revelling in inspired, bombastic mythos, a feral, totemic out-of-body experience, unparalleled.

Image credit: Roadshow Films

There’s a lazy tendency, in critical circles, to apply some abstract algebra to the act of pinning a film’s essence to a set of familiar precedents: Z = X +Y (on speed!).

I promise you that you have never seen anything like Fury Road.

By now, you know the beats.

Image credit: Roadshow Films

Hugh Keays-Byrne‘s (Toecutter in another life) despotic revhead Immortan Joe is double crossed by his stoic cyborg lieutenant, Imperator Furiosa (Charlize Theron, bringing the noise), who hits the Fury Road with the bastard’s baby-factory Wives (Abbey Lee, Zoe Kravitz, Courtney Eaton, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Riley Keough). Joe and his gibbering, chroming army of War Boys are quickly in hot pursuit.

Tom Hardy’s skittish, manic Max (stepping in for ‘our’ Mel, of course, who is an anti-Semite and serial abuser of women, if you’d conveniently forgotten), again an unwilling participant in someone else’s stoush, spends ample time as a blood bag and hood ornament for War Boy Nux (Nicholas Hoult), before forging an uneasy truce with Furiosa and The Wives.

Image credit: Roadshow Films

By now you’ve no doubt clocked the pre-emptive, squealing man baby, Men’s Rights Activist (MRA) fall out from Fury Road. (If you have no idea what I’m on about, very well played. Revel in the ignorance- some things are better left un-known).

I’m here to reassure you: Fury Road is inhabited by a coterie of magnificent, arse-kicking femmes, women taking control and sticking it to their patriarchal oppressors with ingenious gusto.

Sure, Hardy’s Max, once more cast as an unwilling saviour, is nominally the lead. He is a pragmatic Man With No Name hell-bent on moving forward, surviving. But it is Theron’s Furiosa who anchors the film and propels it forward, a woman with a tragic past on a quest to escape the traumas visited upon her and her charges in Joe’s hellish Citadel.

If you’re an inhabitant of the barren universe of the MRA, Fury Road would, in an ideal world, rewire your sad masculinist fantasia and defuse the pitiful tantrums directed at a world quickly rendering you utterly redundant.

The Fury Road itself is a blasted, hyper-saturated canvas, a logical apocalyptic evolution from the desolate outback wastelands of The Road Warrior and Thunderdome.

Maestro George Miller orchestrates his practical vehicular operatics with a maverick sense of lunatic abandon and sheer visual poetry, his break neck destruction derby an over-cranked automotive parable of survival, resourcefulness and perhaps even hope against devastating odds.

Ever been punched so hard your jaw dislocated, but the adrenaline carried you several hours before you noticed?

… that’s Fury Road.

Why are you still sitting there?

See it.

from the archives: Unexpected rainbow in outback australia (2016) by Garth Jones

Originally published in Crosslight, October 2016.

Director Stephan Elliott’s cult Australian film, The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert was partially filmed in the regional New South Wales mining town Broken Hill in 1993.

Released in 1994, Priscilla tells the story of two drag queens (female impersonators) and a transgender person travelling through outback Australia to an Alice Springs gig in a converted bus christened ‘Priscilla’.

The scenes taking place in Broken Hill pub Mario’s Palace depict the ‘locals’ and their initially shocked, prejudiced reactions to the three fabulous strangers in their midst, who they regard with almost otherworldly horror and awe.

Interior, Mario’s Palace Hotel, Broken Hill:

Bernadette: [to the Bartender] Could I please have a Stoli…
Shirley: No! Ya can’t have! Ya can’t have nothing! We’ve got nothing here for people like you! Nothin’!

The scene ends with Bernadette (Terence Stamp), delivering a withering, unprintable put down to the belligerent Shirley, thus winning over the rough and tumble local drinkers, quickly segueing into an impromptu burlesque performance on the hotel’s world famous staircase.

In 1996 I was 18 years old. I voted in my first federal election, and Liberal John Howard was swept to power, defeating sitting Labor Prime Minister Paul Keating with a 5 per cent swing to the Coalition. The concept of marriage equality had yet to enter the public consciousness in any profound way…

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