RENDITIONED @ NIGHTMARE FUEL MAGAZINE by Garth Jones

The very last things you remember:
The bitter backwash of cinnamon crumbs and whiskey, a furnace in your gut.
The sinister chime of a child’s laughter.
A scrawled note charring black as light is snuffed.

The very first thing you hear, ground coal and static:
“Wake him.”
The second:
Clarion bells, amplified to cataclysm, a vibrational assault that stuns you alert, threatening your organs with liquefaction, bones pulp and jelly.
The bells bring immediate, unfathomable pain, furious seams of amber congealing as vision returns.
Before you, your dulled reflection, upturned. Black blood threads your wild beard, above which collapsing eye sockets trend fused and purple…

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Home brewed, vampire bullets, vol one is out now! by Garth Jones

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Praise:

“A book U kan open up to any page and it POPS and FUCKS UP ya Sensibilities and Expectations”Duvay Knox, The Pussy Detective

“Brilliant - reminds me of Richard Allen fuelled mayhem, Stewart Home and Deadline!”Jenny Valentish, Everything Harder Than Everyone Else

“F*cking great stuff – relentlessly funny and inventive. I was p*ssing myself!” Tony Martin, The Late Show

“a sense of authenticity that's as painfully funny as a nurse ripping out a catheter (as if she was) starting up a cantankerous Victa”Neil Blanch, Dr Radium

“Satirical, violent, low-brow... Basically, it's loaded with the good stuff”Zachary Ashford, When The Cicadas Stop Singing

"Lo-fi burn out Oz rock occult Ozploitation… cheap whisky chased with Doc Neeson blood!" - Christian Read, The Lark Case Files

"Explodes in a hell-fest of pulp fiction, dripping with blood and colour… international cream, however twisted, rises”Ambit Magazine

“Uproariously, deliciously weird & hallucinatory - part Ginsberg, part fictitious rock & roll bio, with plenty of otherworldly chaos”JM Donellan, Killing Adonis

“There is nothing like Home Brewed, Vampire Bullets Vol One. It’s new,  weird and out-there, and that makes it too good not to get into” Richard Cooke, Tired of Winning